Monday, May 31, 2010

Memorial Day

Having a hard time deciding if she's a super bitch or if she's sick and tired of all the kids bitching that her grilled burgers aren't as tasty as McDonalds all "beef" burgers.

Well either way, sit down, shut up, and eat your damn meal!

Bitch, bitch, bitch, that's all I hear these days. You don't like grandma's cooking then make it yourself! Not her fault you don't like food cooked the old fashioned way... DELICIOUS! Grilled food, just can't get enough of it. Appreciate the food that has been cooked for you, or don't eat at all. Your decision.

Have a great Memorial Day, eat good food, drink some beer, but don't get hungover because tomorrow you have to go back to work. Well actually screw work, get hungover, it's not your fault they decided to give you the holiday off without a recovery day afterwords. Enjoy.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

A Pee From Above

Are you afraid of heights? Do you hate your city and want to piss all over it? Well here is the bathroom for you if you fit in either one of those categories. Have the urge to pee but you just can't do it in a public bathroom well just look down and out that window and the piss should be scared right out of you. Want to have revenge on the city you live in and the city you work at and on all the people that have pissed you off in the past? Well take aim and start going you can pretend the entire city is drowning in your urine and you are the untouchable god wreaking havoc all over this city like you're Godzilla. If none of these interest you, well atleast you have a nice view to enjoy while draining the lizard.

Squirrels To Join Military Combat

Well it seems the American military has given up all hope for the American people to serve and protect our land. After finding out how many American's are unfit and lazy and spend all their time worrying about things that don't matter, the US government has decided to recruit the relentless strong willed squirrel to fight in combat. Studies have shown that squirrels will fight to protect their territory and they have perfect scavenging skills to help them forage and succeed in foreign lands. They are now taking applications from squirrels, whether they're gray squirrels, red squirrels, or black squirrels. There will be no segregation of the squirrels and they will be treated just as a human is treated in combat. So next time you see a squirrel crossing in the road don't aim for it with your car, he's probably done more for this country than you have.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Food Blogs and Twitter

I'm just curious what is up with all the food blogs and food posts on twitter and so on? Why do people feel the need to snap a picture with their cell phone of a meal that they just ordered from some restaurant? What is this need people are feeling? I just don't get it.

The last thing I'm thinking when I walk in to a restaurant, sit down, order, and receive my meal is, "Hmm let me get my phone out, snap a picture and post it on my blog and say how delicious it is." I could understand if you are a restaurant reviewer or something. Of course I'm not saying you can't do it, but just wondering why? This is only happening recently and I'm blaming all these "smart phones" that dumb asses have. Not that there's anything wrong with one of these phones, unless you have it and you don't use it to look things up on the go. One example someone with an iPhone called me up one day and asked me to look up a specific thing that he wanted to know, and he told me to look it up because he was at a place he couldn't use his phone. I was thinking to myself, if you can't use your phone how are you calling me from it? I know he has his 3g service all over town so how is he unable to look it up? Anyway I helped him up, looked it up and everything was happy. I just don't get how you can have it and not use it to your advantage.

Food posts make me hungry.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Beautiful Day

Nothing like rolling down the windows on a beautiful day and driving with the music cranked. Been enjoying Tom Petty, great driving music, and great summer music, so it fits pretty well.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Comments Fixed

I was recently informed that my comments were not working. They should be all good now. So leave some comments :)

Friday, May 14, 2010

Swat Raid on Missouri Family

Warning this video will piss you off to the extreme, especially if you love dogs and hate the government in any way.

The video is of a Swat Raid on a Missouri family. War on drugs has been failing since the day it started and has been the most useless tool to clean up the streets. The parents of this family were charged with child endangerment after a small amount of marijuana was found in the home, apparently the amount was enough for a misdemeanor charge....

So in conclusion, a small amount of marijuana = child endangerment. Raiding a house and shooting the family dog in front of children watching = necessary police action to ensure the family safety.
If I was this guy I would have ended up with a bullet or two in me after I noticed that the gun fires I heard were unleashed into my loving dog. If you've ever seen the movie "Shooter" you'd know what to expect from me in this situation.

Is marijuana really worth all of this trouble? Do we really need homes raided for a small amount of marijuana that will probably only last a person a week of casual smoking? Is this really going to harm a child if when the kid is in bed you decide to spark up a joint and watch a funny movie? Other than the groceries in your kitchen, what is smoking going to hurt? These swat team guys need a few bullets shot into them for this. I consider this raid to be a crime, whether they have a warrant or not. Next time try knocking on the damn door and asking to speak to the person and if there is resistance then take action (not by shooting the dog either you sick fucks!!!).

Knowing this happens so many times in an average day makes me sick.

Credit: Found this video from this site

Monday, May 10, 2010

My Thoughts on the Irreversible Damage to Natural Environment

I hate getting in a conversation with someone about the state our environment is in. As soon as I open my mouth and start talking about how we need to clean our acts up, or how we should do something or we should all put in an effort somehow to help clean up and protect our planet, the first words out of someones mouth is "Shut up hippie" or "Why don't you go hug a tree?" It's all fun and games I guess to the masses that just want to name call and act like these aren't real issues. These are real, and when they start effecting you more, if you can pry yourself away from your iPhones and Droids for a few minutes, you'll realize just what has been screwed up....

The UN has even mentioned how we are hitting several irreversible tipping points where there will be no going back. We will be losing parts of the ecosystem that play major parts in the climate and the food chain. This earth is here for us to live on. We have become just as bad as the rats we kill off in major cities. We despise these rats because they are filthy and cause issues to us. Well guess what people, the earth is doing the same thing to us. We are filthy creatures, heartless creatures, thoughtless creatures and we don't care about what we do to this planet. Are we forgetting this is the only one we've got? We have no hope of moving on to another planet once we kill this one. What would we achieve if we did? We kill off one planet move to another just to kill it off like nothing happened? What is wrong with people?
Because of deforestation in the Amazon, we have affected climate, regional rainfall, plants and animal species. Fresh water lakes and rivers have become contaminated with algae which is cutting off oxygen to fish. Over fishing and more acid warming the waters in the ocean has started collapsing coral reefs. I'm not sure if people see this stuff happening around them and just don't care. Or if these people are just oblivious to the fact that this is not something we can take back. This isn't something that will just go away on it's own. It's not something that we don't need to worry about because "it won't happen in our life-time." Even if that's true, do you not give a shit about others then? That's what I'm lead to believe. Get off your high horses people, we are making a difference on this Earth and none of it seems to be for the good.
There are roughly six billion people on this earth, heading towards nine billion people by the year 2050. That's a huge increase in just 40 years. We are breeding like the rats we hate oh so much. We are just as disgusting or more so than these rats. I'm using rats as a reference because it's the only thing I can compare the majority of the human race to without sugar coating it. I like rats personally, but that's not the point here. We are despicable, and a disgrace to the human race. We started out simple minded humans using rocks as hammers, not knowing what a wheel is, and not knowing about fire. Over thousands of years we've advanced. Just in the last 100 years our technology has increased by insane proportions. You'd think with all the intelligence in this world to come up with a processor that fits inside a cell phone, we'd be able to recognize our own destruction of the only home we have.
You wouldn't come home from work every day and knock one new hole in your wall a day and sit back thinking that it will repair itself or that it doesn't matter. Same thing goes for this earth, you shouldn't be thinking that it doesn't matter or that it will fix itself. It may be able to fix itself, but with use destroying it at the rate we are destroying it there is no time for it to heal. Maybe we humans need to stop acting like nothing can hurt us and nothing can stop us and we are untouchable, when we simply are nothing but completely reliant on this earth and other things on this earth. Destroying it will not make our lives better. I really wish there was a way to get this message and this point across to the 6 billion people on this earth. I really wish that if this message did get to them that they would understand it and do something about it.
The governments not doing the best job either. You want us to go green, than help us out with this. Not everyone can afford to get rid of their gas guzzling v6 from the mid 90's because switching to a hybrid or even a more fuel efficient car is way out of the price range. You really want us to go green than you better help us out a bit here. You're always taking from us but you're never giving anything back. Government, if you want it you better help. People if you want to live, you better put in your efforts to. I'm not saying you have to go out and spend every second cleaning up, but a little here and there wont hurt you. It won't hurt me to do it either.
Almost a month has gone by since the "oil spill" in the Gulf. I put "oil spill" in quotes, because usually a spill you can just clean up with a bit of labor. This isn't a spill it's a leak!! We are nearing the 4 million gallons of oil leaking into the ocean and we still have no fix. The first attempt has failed. This next attempt had better be a damn good one!! What ever happened to emergency shut off valves usually placed on piping? Did they not ever think that they would need an emergency shut off? They never thought of something like this happening? Never had a back up plan for capping off a pipe leaking oil like this?

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The page that started this whole rant (on top of what I've already been thinking):

Looks Like Someone Has A Case Of The Mondays

And that someone is not me. Mondays are usually the best days of my week. I wake up feeling full of energy, even with only 4-5 hours of sleep. I'm energized enough to make it through my whole 10 hour day at work without feeling like I'm lagging like an old out of date computer. This seems to drive some people nuts, because as we all know, the majority of people despise Monday. One guy said to me today "I hate Mondays" and to be sympathetic I replied "Yeah Mondays do suck" he looked at me kind of weird and said "You're always bouncing around and all chipper on a Monday, it doesn't make since to me." He's right, it doesn't make much since, but I must say I really do enjoy a good Monday.
The only problem with having such a good Monday is that the rest of the week is going to be a fast downhill from here. I don't even enjoy the last day of the week the way every other normal person does.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Happy Mothers Day

I love my mom. She is the greatest mother on earth. She has always been there when I needed her, whether it was to complain about something or to share enjoyment about something, or to just have a conversation with. I know I've given her a hard time at a point in my life. High school in particular, and I apologize to her for that. I didn't mean to be a crazy teenager and make you worry, but we're past that now. No matter what though I have learned many things from her and appreciate her very much. Mom if you read this, I love you. You are the greatest!

Monday, May 3, 2010

Is a National ID Card a good idea?

Go and vote No!

Why is it so hard for American employers to find these illegal immigrants? If the employers did their job properly they would know before hiring if the person is illegal or not, and from there contact the proper authority to take care of the issue. On a job application they ask if you are a legal citizen, ask if you have a green car, ask for your social security number, ask how long you have been a resident and so on. If the employer did a proper background check they would know before even hiring them that they are illegal.
No need to force us to carry around yet another card just to prove I'm a citizen, and give you my fingerprint. It's not necessary if the government were to actually do it's job right in the first place. Besides, we already have id cards. Passports, drivers license, picture ids, military ids, social security cards and so on. Why add yet another one? Pointless, and unnecessary.

Saturday, May 1, 2010


From what I've read Axolotl retain their fins and gills as they grow to adulthood, because they do not undergo metamorphosis. This species comes from the lake underlying Mexico City. Axolotl's are near extinction in the wild due to pollution in Mexico City. Although they are nearly extinct they are sold as exotic pets all over including places like America, Great Britain, Australia, etc. sold under the name Wooper Looper....